At least, I don't think I'm gonna rant.
Ya never know.
I've read various things complaining about wall-jumping in Super Metroid...
I don't understand what's so hard about it. It requires logical, perfect timing. You jump at a time that makes sense, not when you start sliding down or whatever. This is the first game I've ever been able to consistently single-wall jump in!
I feel so pro when I do it, too. Like skipping the entire puzzle because there's a straight vertical wall, then being all confused for seconds before realizing that I skipped a puzzle... make meh happeh.