FUCKING KIDDING ME.
You know that show about a post-apocalyptic world with no electricity? Yeah. Where they don't use guns because whomever it was that wrote it didn't understand that FIREARMS HAVE NO NEED FOR ELECTRICITY AT ALL. THEY JUST DON'T FUCKING NEED IT. It's okay, though, because a plane fell from the sky! NOSE UP, and with THE FUCKING LIGHTS ON. So, all of the electricity in the world except for the plane's lights went away? That's cool. I guess.
I beat Super Metroid.