Seriously, though. I'm writing up a storm on this cloud I call my notebook.
Including a story in third person, without pokemon. *GASP* It features Samus x Zelda/Shiek, becase F*CK LOGIC.
I'm in a LoZ mood, to be honest. Especially with the official timeline available.
I HAVE THE POWER TO WRITE POSSIBLY CANON ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FICS BECAUSE OF RIPS IN SPACE-TIME, AND I WILL ABUSE IT, DAMMIT! And you'll love it.